Month: February 2024

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How Would I Know That?

Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

The only way you would know that you had unintentionally broken a law would be to be arrested for it. On the other hand have I ever intentionally broken the law? Oh, hell yeah. I will take the 5th amendment so no one is going to know. But this ridiculous writing prompt has led me to a story. In my younger day I use to play golf with these “old guys”, who were probably younger than I am now. I played with them one time per week and we teed off at the crack of dawn. That meant in late June early July it was 5am. I would get up at 4:30, splash cold water on my face, brush my teeth, put a ball cap over my long greasy hair, and out the door. I would make it just when they were heading down to the first tee. One day I was running a little late and was at a traffic light waiting for the left turn arrow to change to green. Through traffic had the green light. There was only the street on my left. In other words there was no road to my right. It was 4:45 in the morning and hardly any traffic. I could see one car on my left waiting for the light to change which would be next. Being late I thought what the hell, I’ll just make the left against the red light. To this day I do not know why I didn’t do it. The light changed on my through street to red and the traffic on the left started to move out. The third car out was a police car. I could not believe it. It could have turned out to be a very expensive round of golf. I made it to the first tee on time anyway. Now I have done things unintentionally, like shit my pants, fell jogging, spilled many glasses full of liquid and gotten lost. Unintentionally breaking the law, how the hell would I know?

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Retired Just Like Me

Daily writing prompt
What were your parents doing at your age?
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When my parents were 73, they were retired just like me. My mother was a secretary who worked during World War II, before I was born. Once I was born, she stayed home which was the norm in those days. She went back to work when I went to college and worked until she was 62. My Dad owned a beer distributor until 1968 and then worked as a salesman for an appliance store until he was 67. I can honestly say that the retirement years were the best years of my Dad’s life. My parents owned rental property that consisted of two houses, two garage apartments, one small mobile home, and a building that contained 4 apartments, all on one floor. My Dad was a Mr. Fix It and he woke up every day hoping someone would have a problem with something so he could fix it. There were only the three of us, my parents and me. However, we had 3 washing machines, 2 dryers, 4 lawn mowers, and various motors everywhere in the garage. None of them cost a dime. My Dad would find them, bring them home, repair or replace whatever was wrong with them and we would have a new appliance or piece of equipment. He had the motors to replace the motors on the various pieces of equipment we had, in case something went wrong with them. I can say growing up, I never saw a repair man, plumber, or electrician the entire time. Back in the day, when TV’s had tubes instead of transistors, he would always be able to fix the TV. I can remember standing in front of the TV set telling my Dad, picture, no picture, sound, no sound. I can also remember us messing around with the test pattern. If you don’t know what a test pattern is, look it up. My Dad always made sure that the test pattern was always perfect. He even checked it when there seemed to be nothing wrong, just to make sure. My Dad died when he was 83, after about a 4-month illness. He had the best 15 years of retirement that anybody could possibly have had. Every day he was doing the one thing he loved to do most, fix something that was broken or doing the maintenance on something to make sure it would get broken.

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Oh, Brother

Daily writing prompt
You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do?
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I thought it was too much to ask for, two good writing prompts in a row. What I do not understand here, is why a writing prompt is something that you can answer in one or two words. This isn’t a survey questionnaire. The one before yesterday wanted to know what your favorite candy was. My answer, dark chocolate, end of blog. I don’t know about you but when I get great, amazingly fantastic news, I smile, end of blog.

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Let Me Count The Activities

Daily writing prompt
Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time?
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This may be one of the best writing prompts for old people, like me. Looking back between 1970 and 1990, there were many things that held my interest back then that I either no longer do or have little or no interest in now. I am not sure that I have outgrown them. Maybe they outgrew me. Here are my more current activities or hobbies. I still play golf, watch golf, listen to music, all kinds, watch the Pirates, watch the Steelers, write, watch college football, cook, exercise daily, and have many posts on X, my handle is Reuther70, if you want to see how deranged I am. I still love to watch movies. Now to what I use to do but not anymore.

Jogging. I have a bum ankle from an occupational injury and now I walk. It is probably the only thing I do not do anymore that I really do miss. Walking is ok but naturally takes up more time to cover the same distance. I had to give up jogging about 9 years ago.

Gardening. Wow, this was a big one from 1976 until around 1995. I took it up again in the early 2000’s but not to the degree I had done it before. For those 20 years I was into it. I had three plots, one 17×18, another 10×17, and a smaller lettuce and herb plot, 10×10. This was totally a vegetable garden, and I grew almost everything. I grew all the “normal” stuff” plus melons, horseradish, corn, potatoes, spinach, and things I can’t even think of now. My only true failure was peanuts. I could not get those little buggers out of the ground. What ended my gardening hobby. One hundred plus rounds of golf per year while working 45 to 50 hour weeks. I was a stud in my 50’s.

The Boston Celtics. As much as I loved the Pirates and Steelers, from 1962 until 1988 no sports team got me as excited as they did. John Havlicek was born in my home town of Martins Ferry, Ohio and grew up in the adjoining town of Bridgeport. Once he joined the Celtics I was an immediate fan. Those years were so exciting and once Bill Russel retired, Havlicek got what I called two Havlicek NBA Titles in the early to mid 70’s. Larry Bird came in the 80’s, and another great decade followed. Then the game changed, the Celtics hit some hard times and even though they have been contenders through much of the 2000’s with one title, I only follow them peripherally now, rarely watching them even in the playoffs.

Watching Commercial TV Series. The Last TV series I watched on commercial TV was NYPD Blue. It went off the air in 2005. Even with the DVR I really have no interest in commercial TV. Maybe I did outgrow that.

Listening to the Radio. Thanks to streaming and podcasts I never listen to the radio, and I mean never. Even when I hear someone else listening to the radio, I walk quickly away. There is just something about radio that makes me regurgitate right away. Even Pepcid does not help with this reflux.

So, there’s the list. There is probably more but I really don’t remember. I do not miss any of it except the jogging. Nice writing prompt for a change. Yesterday, what’s your favorite candy? Dark Chocolate. I haven’t outgrown that one and never will. I turned this into a 2 prompt day.

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Golf: Mystery No. 4, The Yips

I have done other articles on the yips, but this is going to be a more in depth look at this dreaded affliction. I will look at the yips from a more historical standpoint, by reviewing some of the big-name golfers that have been affected. What is amazing to me is that the yips have been around since the early 1900’s and there does not seem to be any remedy for them. It is not for lack of effort. None other than the Mayo Clinic has done a major study on the yips in the early 2000’s. They came to the conclusion that the yips may be more of a physical problem than a mental one. I disagree with this conclusion completely, but more on that later. There are many well-known players that have battled the yips, some with more success than others. Let us go back to the first known case, or at least to the first golfer who admitted that he had this problem.

The first well known player to describe the yips was Harry Vardon. They were not called the yips in the early 1900’s. Vardon described watching for this jump of his right hand. His gaze would be riveted on his right hand waiting to see what it would do. He wrote that if it did not happen on the first hole that he would be fine. One of his treatments for the affliction was to practice putt right around dusk or dawn. The lighting would be good enough to see the hole but not good enough to see the character of the green. Vardon had the affliction on putts of 4 feet or less. He blamed all of this on a lack of confidence or lost confidence when it came to making short putts. Vardon had many observations on putting but his best one was the finest way to putt is the way that gets the ball into the hole. Vardon would not be surprised about all the putting methods that are used today some 130 years later. Another wave of yippers, so to speak, came along in the 1920’s and Tommy Armour was given credit for naming the ailment the yips. In his instruction book ABC’s of Golf, the Y chapter is Yips. He does a great job in describing the yips and I feel there are many key words in his description. The yips are a BRAIN SPASM that impairs the short game. There comes that ghastly time when with the first movement of the putter, the golfer blacks out, loses sight of the ball, and hasn’t the remotest idea of what to do with the putter. Armour also states that everybody gets them. Even Bob Jones got the yips. He got rid of them by not lining putts up with the blade of the putter anymore. They would still come back occasionally in the heat of tournament action. The other key aspect of the chapter is that Armour talks about yipping putts in the hole. He writes about yipping a 2-foot putt on the 71st hole missing it in the British Open but then on the last hole needed a three-footer to win and wound up taking a different grip, different stance and somehow making the putt. Despite the changes he yipped but it went in for victory.

The next two golfing greats to be plagued by the yips were Sam Snead and Ben Hogan. Snead got rid of his yips with the croquet style of putting which the USGA quickly banned. There was another pro who had been putting with this croquet method for about a year and no one complained. When Snead did it and had great success, all of a sudden, the USGA had to step in. Snead got around the ban by going side saddle and but that did not give him as good a view of the putt but still accomplished the original goal of getting rid of the yips. Hogan, more of a golf traditionalist, really never got rid of the yips and this cost him many a championship over the years. Bernhard Langer has battled the yips throughout his career and has managed to solve them with various methods, to enable him to have one of the greatest professional careers ever, especially on the senior tour. Two of the best examples of what the yips can do, happened over the last 30 years. In a Shells Wonderful World of Golf match in the late 90’s between Johnny Miller and Jack Nicklaus, Miller had the yips very bad that day and missed short putt after short putt to be defeated by Nicklaus by a resounding 11 shots 70-81. Without a doubt the most graphic example of the yips was Ernie Els’s disastrous 7 putt on the 1st green on the first day of the Masters in 2016 for a 9. If you have the stomach for it, you can watch this on You Tube. What I think is lost in all of this is that he went on to play the next 8 holes in even par. He did run into trouble on the back and shot an 80 for the day. The next day he shot 73 but of course did not make the cut. You have to wonder how he was able to gather himself enough to shoot as well as he did the rest of the day. There have been other players of the recent past that have had the yips, but the above examples are the most graphic.

What can we surmise about the yips over the years from this historical perspective. Let’s get one thing off the table right now, and with all due respect to the Mayo Clinic, the yips are strictly a mental problem. The idea that yips can be brought on by overuse of muscles like in writers cramp or playing the violin too much, just is not true. The yips affect all types of golfers not just the pros and anybody that has a job cannot practice enough to cause the above problems. I wish that was the case, but it simply is not true. This is not an example of focal hand dystonia. As we look back, there are some key observations about the yips made by the professionals that have had to deal with them and instructors that are trying to help the afflicted. Tommy Armour statement that everybody gets the yips is very telling. I see people yip putts and chips every day I play. When a pro misses a huge putt down the stretch believe me, he has yipped it. People will not admit to the yips because I think they fear that if they use the word that the yips will get worse. I don’t blame them, but it does not change the facts. One reason there is the belief that the yips have some kind of physical cause is that many of the remedies involve making a physical change in the way you putt or chip. From the different grips to the long and belly putter, they have all been used to combat yippy strokes. Different techniques in chipping have been used to help with chipping yips ranging from left hand low to chipping one handed. Somehow changing the way you putt or chip, rewires the brain enough to make that part of your game functional again. Some method changes seem to last longer than others, and you will see pros go back and forth between methods. I have written about this before but the reason I think all these method changes work is because the yips are a symptom of a problem, not a disease in itself. The best analogy I have of this is a lack of red blood cells or anemia. If someone is anemic, it can be caused by many different things at many different levels. A person could be losing blood, not producing red cells, producing flawed red cells, or have red blood cells destroyed internally. The idea is to find the disease that is making a person anemic. The exact same thing can be said of the yips. The idea is to find the issue that is causing the yips. What could be causing the putting yips may not be causing the chipping yips. There is driving yips, and in my view shanking is nothing more than the iron yips. These can also have different causes than the putting or chipping yips.

At least for the moment, the best we can do is muddle through some of these temporary but effective solutions to keep the yips under control. From a personal note, it always amazes me how I am always surprised when I make the first yip of the day. I do not know why I have this reaction. I have it more so on putts, rather than on chips. I know I battle the chip yips more than the putting yips, but I still should not be surprised when I do either one. Stress over a particular putt or shot many times will precipitate a yip. I do not disagree with this statement. However, the yips seem to happen on the easier shots and putts, not on the more difficult ones. I know when a shot or putt is perceived as easy, this automatically puts our expectations higher on the result of the shot. I am not sure that this is enough in the thought process to cause a yip, but it is one of the frustrating things about the yips. One thing is for sure, there are no cures for the yips as of yet, despite what you see on internetville. Please do not give anybody any money that says they can cure your yips. It ain’t happening man. If I ever find a permanent solution to those darn things believe me, it will be free of charge.  

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Never?

Daily writing prompt
Something on your “to-do list” that never gets done.
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Ah, yes, the good old to-do list. I have done them at various time in my life. I did them when I had a busy day planned. I would list up to about 8 things I wanted to do on that particular day. There would be a lot of basic things I needed to do but none of them were like life changing things to do. I don’t know if there was anything on those lists that never got done. I may not have gotten it done that day, but then I would do it the next day. I don’t read many of the responses to these prompts, but I can’t even begin to fathom what might be on a list that never gets done. I suppose if on your to do list is to mug an old lady and rob her of the money she is carrying, then hopefully that never gets done. I guess the other question would be how many times do you put this particular thing on your to do list before you realize that you are never going to do it. Would you write this thing on 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50, or 100 to do lists before you would say ” What the hell am I doing? I am never going to do that. Here is example of what I would consider a pretty typical to do list. 1. Clean golf clubs (Now you know that one is getting done). 2. Clean golf shoes. 3. Go Grocery shopping. 4. Cut the grass. 5. Go to Apple Store to have them look at phone. 6. Clean spare bedroom closet. 7. Take car to carwash. 8. Make Dinner Reservation for next Saturday. Now if any of that does not get done on that day then the next day it will. This is not goal planning. It is a to do list. What would a list look like that would never get done. 1. Play the lottery until you are homeless. 2. Water the lawn until it becomes a swamp, or they take you away. 3. Put a new addition on the house, all by yourself. 4. Take as many showers as it takes to make drying off a painful experience where your prune like skin is just peeling off. 5. Try to do 10,000 tweets in one day. 6. Contribute your life savings to the Donald Trump defense fund. 7. Try to jog back and forth across the country as many times as Forrest Gump did. 8. Last but not least go to an all you can eat buffet and continue eating until they have to call the police. Now there is a to-do list that is never going to get done. At least, I hope so. The only one I have a doubt about is the 1st one.

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Things I Like To Eat

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What’s your favorite thing to cook?
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I feel compelled to answer this question since I am the house cook. Since I love food, I like to cook just about everything. There are only two things that I do not like to eat. One thing I refuse to eat under any circumstances even if this was served at someone’s home is liver. I would have to be rude and just refuse to eat it. I cannot even stand the smell of it. Liver and Onions, what a horrible thing to do to an onion. I probably would not eat other organ food, but it is much less common. The other food I do not like but will eat it is coconut. If someone serves coconut cream pie for dessert, I will eat it and not put up a fuss. I know this is a strange one, but I just do not care for coconut. Other than that, I like EVERYTHING. One of my favorite things to do is to make sauces and dressings. I go crazy and put almost everything I can think of when I make sauces for meat or chicken or seafood. Any time I make a sauce or dressing, I always put either lemon juice or ketchup in it. Any kind of red sauce, spaghetti, steak, barbecue or a salsa both are going in. Lemon juice just seems to perk up any sauce and ketchup with its sweetness seem to cancel out the tartness of the lemon juice and vinegar that goes into most of these concoctions. Once in a while I will get a compliment on one of these sauces or dressing and they will want to know the recipe. Isn’t that a joke. By the time I am done, sometimes I don’t know half the stuff that is in them, let alone the amount. Doing a pork shoulder is one of my favorite things to cook. Anything that you can do low and slow, and I do mean low and slow. I will put some kind of dry rub on the pork and then do it at 220 for about 12 to 14 hours. Pulled pork with slaw and barbecue sauce, yummy. Anytime I grill chicken, boneless pork chops, and steak I pre-salt and apply Montreal Steak seasoning to whatever cuts I am grilling that morning. This so-called dry brine makes all the cuts very tender and delicious. Grilled portobello mushrooms is another one of my favorites. Lots of olive oil and again Montreal Steak seasoning and they are outstanding. Sliced on top of a Ceasar Salad and you have got yourself a meal. Finally, I love doing skinless chicken tenders, green peppers and onions tossed in olive oil and you guessed it, Montreal Steak seasoning, then grilling them and serving them in soft flour tortillas. This could go on and on, but I love to cook just about everything. The most important thing is to cook to taste. You gotta love it or why bother.

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Pirates Morning Report: Heading To Spring Training

The month of January did see the Pirates make one significant free agency signing. That is saying something considering how slow the free agent market is moving. We are about 7 to 10 days from the opening of spring training and there are many top and middle free agents still out there and unsigned. The Pirates can still make a big move especially in the outfield but will they? Everyone wants to talk about their starting rotation and signing one more guy, but I am comfortable with what they have. I was surprised they released Max Kranick. I thought he might be given a chance at being in the rotation after his Tommy John surgery. As thin as the Pirates appear to be in starting pitching, they obviously felt that Kranick was not the answer, releasing him to be picked up by the Mets. Nothing against Kranick but hopefully the Pirates are right.

Right now, the Pirates have 9 starting pitchers on the 40 man roster. From most likely to least likely to make the rotation they are, Mitch Keller, Martin Perez, Marco Gonzalas, Quinn Priester, Luis Ortiz, Bailey Falter, Roansy Contreras, Jackson Wolf, and Braxton Ashcroft. The top 4 non roster pitchers are Paul Skenes, Anthony Solometo Jarred Jones and Bubba Chandler. It would be shocking if the last 3 made the rotation this year but Skenes is expected to make his debut this year but unlikely at the start of the season. This count does not include J T Brubaker and Mike Burrows both expected to return from what else, Tommy John surgery, during 2024 but who knows? The Pirates do have 15 bodies for the 5 spots. I am not too sure a free agent starter is necessary. The two most interesting pitchers in this group are Roansy Contreras and Jackson Wolf. There has not been much of a word about Contreras, so you have to wonder if his career is shot. Jackson Wolf was acquired from San Diego when the Pirates sent Rich Hill and Ji Man Choi to the Padres. If nothing else this competition will make for some good discussion. You cannot really say that about the outfield. Suwinski and Reynolds are solid but that is about it. I have discussed the pathetic options in right field before and am not going to waste any more time on this. If the Pirates go into the season with this group, you can kiss this season goodbye. There are many competent outfielders on the market right now that are very reasonable. The only other move I would like to see the Pirates make would be to bring back Carlos Santana. I do not think it is critical, but it would be nice to see that glove back at first base especially in the late innings.

The Pirates did sign Aroldis Chapman to a 1 year deal. This signing does give me some optimism for the season. Hopefully he has one more year in the tank and can stay healthy. It gives great depth to a bullpen that looked pretty solid before they signed him. He has great experience in meaningful games down the stretch. The one knock on him is he has lost some of his command. That can work to his advantage with batters being antsy in the box with him still wielding that 100 MPH fastball. He was one of the premier closers but seems to have settle in well as a setup man. Again, if everybody can stay healthy this bullpen looks scary good. This may be an oversimplification but just get a goddamn outfielder please to make this team complete. I do not care if it is a centerfielder, moving Suwinski to right, or a solid fielding right fielder with a good bat. There should be some great infield competition and will there be a big-time bat immerge from that battle. The Pirates are getting ready to head to spring training.