At first, I thought this was a repeat prompt and I was not going to answer it. I went back through the prompts, and the question was how do you celebrate the holidays? That is when I went on a rant about holidays in general. I will write about the holidays I hate the most. There are two by classification. First there are the fake holidays. Ones that are created for the sole purpose of making money. In no particular order they are Halloween, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and St. Patrick’s Day. The winner here hands down is Halloween. It is basically a disgusting and evil holiday that causes kids to eat loads of candy to help rot their teeth and brains. It causes older kids to destroy property and get into trouble. It is based on witch hunting and Pagen beliefs that caused people to be burned at the stake. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Of the real holidays, those holidays where the vast majority of people have the day off and we all know which ones they are the one I detest and hate the most is New Years Day and Eve. This holiday brings out every bad trait of the human population. First on New Years Eve people drink to excess, make fools of themselves and do things that they may regret the rest of their lives. Then on New Years Day they make New Years resolutions that they are never going to keep and then just feel worse about themselves for having another perceived failure in their lives. Way to go the first frigging day of the year. Who gives a shit if it is the first day of the year. Even the football games are not as good on New Years Day anymore. Keep those holiday questions coming. I just love bashing the stupid holidays. Live your life like every day is special. You will be much better off. Screw Hallmark and every candy bar that was ever invented. Chew on this.
Pirates Morning Report: The Art Of Scoring, Obviously Not The Pirates.
Final Score: Pirates 1 A’s 5
Why The Pirates Lost: Anybody want to guess why the Pirates lost? Here is one of many interesting things. For a team that is desperate to score runs, they had 3 guys on the bench with on base percentages of .303, .351, and .365, which is higher than 5 of the players that started. They put McCutchen in the clean up spot. Why? Jack Suwinski, Rowdy Tellez, and Henry Davis are on the team. Why? On the other side of the coin the A’s showed the Pirates what to do. They did hit a home run to get their first run, but 3 of the runs scored on sacrifice flies. Do the Pirates have 3 sacrifice flies this year? Don’t know, don’t care. That is way the way you manufacture runs. Barry Falter did not have a good game giving up 5 runs on 6 hits after 5 innings. Contreras and Kyle Nicolas finished up the game giving up no runs, but they tried to let the A’s score by giving up 4 walks, 2 hits while throwing 71 pitches. Why didn’t they send Chapman out for an inning to see if he can straighten himself out a little? So what if he walked a couple of runs in, this game was over. Oh yeah, I forgot they are probably saving him for the playoffs. Could this be the low point of the season? I don’t know but I hope so.
Key Moment Of The Game: The game was tied 1-1 going into the bottom of the 4th when the A” led off the inning with a single and a double. The next 2 hitters hit sacrifice flies and the score was 3-1 A’s. Second and third with no outs, the A’s scored 2 runs without getting a hit. Something the Pirates haven’t been able to do for 3 weeks. The A’s added 2 more in 5th with one of those runs scoring on a sacrifice fly.
Next Game: Tonight, the A’s in Oakland. Starting for the Pirates tonight will be Mitch(I Got The Most Run Support In Three Weeks And Still Couldn’t Win) Keller. It would be something if both he and the Pirates bats would come out of their funk at the same time and win something like 6-0. After tomorrow’s game I will have the Pirate 32 game report on Friday evaluating the team 1/5th of the way through the season. The best the Pirates will be is at .500, but right now that seems like it will take a miracle.
Pirate Morning Report: Despite Embarrassing Offense Pirates Split 2 Games
Final Scores: Saturday Pirates 4 Giants 3 in 10 innings
Sunday Pirates 2 Giants 3
Why The Pirates Split: They were able to pull out one game because of a big 10th inning where Bryan Reynolds hit a 2-run homer, followed by Ke’Bryan Hayes’ first home run of the season to give the Pirates a 4-1 lead, that they barely held on to, winning 4-3. The Pirates “played” 18 innings of baseball and put up these offensive (as in stinks) numbers, 3 runs, 14 hits, 11 of them singles, 4 walks, 20 strikeouts, leaving 15 men on base. They were 1 for 14 with runners in scoring position. What is amazing about this decrepit, anemic hitting is that they just keep doing the same thing over and over again. They take strikes and swing at balls. Henry Davis is the leader in this group. Right now, he does not look like he can hit Little League pitching he looks so lost. Why is he playing? The Pirates are very fortunate to be only one game below .500 at this point of the season.
Key Moment Of The Games: On Saturday, the back to back home runs in the top of the 10th the Pirates hit that accounted for 3 of the 6 runs that they scored all weekend. This gave them the much needed victory. On Sunday, in the top of the 5th, the Pirates had runners on 2nd and 3rd with no one out and could only score 1 run. Of course, you can’t expect the Pirates to do situational hitting when they cannot hit at all.
Next Game: Tonight, the A’s in Oakland. Barry (It’s The Batting Coach’s) Falter is taking the mound for the Pirates. Will this offense ever hit again? They have lost 10 of their last 13 games. With the exception of one loss, the offense has been responsible. Their next 9 games are against teams that have a record of 29-56. It’s early but this could be the key to the season. I think 3 series wins is essential.
Productive
Productive is defined as producing or able to produce large amounts of goods, crops, or other commodities. By that definition, I would say that I never feel productive. I haven’t produced a lot of crops in a long time. I can say the same thing about goods and commodities. I haven’t had a cold for a long time either, so I haven’t even been able to have a productive cough. I still feel productive when I’m doing something. I feel productive right now typing out this stupid prompt. My best time to be productive is in the morning. I am a morning person. In fact, other than preparing dinner I do very little after 4:00 PM. Despite this definition of productive, I feel productive most of the time. I feel I am always doing something to keep my mind sharp and making my life better. I am usually up at around 5 in the morning. I feel I am rather productive throughout the day until around 7:00 PM. Then I feel I go into vegetable mode until I go to bed. I guess vegetable mode could be considered crops and from 7 to 10 to be in vegetable mode some people would consider that a large amount of crops. The bottom line is, according to the way I feel about production, I am productive 16 to 18 hours every friggin day. I am special.
Pirates Morning Report: Offensive Ineptness
Final Score: Pirates 0 Giants 3
Why The Pirates Lost: The Pirate offense hit rock bottom last night. They had 8 hits, 2 walks, but produced 0 runs. It’s too painful to go into much detail except to say why do you pinch hit with Rowdy (Boo Hoo Baby) Tellez and start Henry ( I Love To Take Strikes) Davis. Quinn Priester had the best start of his major league career, giving up 0 runs, on 3 singles, walking 1 while striking out 6. This has to be a huge boost to his confidence. Hopefully this will lead to more quality outings. The Pirates fall below .500 for the first time this year.
Key Moment Of The Game: The 9th inning summed up the game perfectly. Top of the 9th the Pirates have 2nd and 3rd with no outs and literally do not come close to scoring. We could call this the Rowdy Tellez moment. In the bottom of the 9th, David Bednar came in and just had the weirdest inning. He got ahead of Michael Conforto 0 and 2. His next 5 pitches were not even close to the strike zone. Conforto swung at a couple pitches protecting the plate. Were you watching that Pirate batters. In the middle of this Bednar had a pitch clock violation and Conforto eventually walked. Matt Chapman on a 1-2 pitch hit a seeing eye ground ball for a single to put runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs. Bednar wild pitched the runners to 2nd and 3rd. Patrick Bailey put the ! on it with a 3 run blast to end the game.
Next Game: Tonight, Giants in San Francisco. Martin Perez starts tonight, hoping he will get more support than Priester did. There will be no Morning Report tomorrow because of time restraints and disgust. I will double up and report on both games Monday morning. There is only so much an old Pirate fan can take. See you Monday.
Pirates Morning Report: Pitching Debacle
Final Score: Pirates 5 Brewers 7
Why The Pirates Lost: The pitching staff won the 2nd game of the series but lost this game handily. The pitchers did have some hard luck, but they dug themselves into a hole by walking 5 and they only had one 3 up and 3 down inning. Nobody seemed to have command of their pitches, especially Mitch Keller. He either threw the ball way out of the strike zone or right down the middle. He was not alone, with the staff giving up 7 runs on 12 hits including 2 home runs. The Pirate defense, although did not make an error, did not come up with plays they should have made. The offense put 5 runs on the board with 8 hits and even walked more than the Brewers, with 7. Joey Bart hit a 3-run homer in the first to get them off and winging. They had runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs in the 7th and a runner on 2nd with no outs in the 8th and could not score either time. They did score 2 runs in the bottom of the 5th after 2 were out, which had been their MO in the first 11 games of the season. This is the way things go for a team that is still in the down mode. They again stand at .500 with a record of 13-13. A disappointing end to a disappointing home stand.
Key Moments Of The Game: In the top of the 3rd with Pirates leading 3-1, Keller starts the inning by walking the first 2 batters. He strikes out the next batter but gives up a single to the .176 batting Jake Bauers to make the score 3-2. The Pirates have the runner trapped between 2nd and 3rd. Unfortunately, the cut off throw was caught by Rowdy Tellez. For some reason he hesitated was out of balance, made a weak throw to third and the runner was safe. Boo Tellez, Boo Boo Tellez, Boo Boo Boo Tellez. If he makes the play, even if Bryan Reynold does not make the play he should have made, the Brewers would have scored only 1 run instead of tying the game. Boo Boo Boo Boo Tellez. Then in the top of the 8th with the Pirates now leading 5-4. Aroldis Chapman came in and looked pretty good through the first 3 batters. He gave up a swinging bunt single down the third base line but got the next 2 batters on a ground out and strike out with the runner moving to 2nd base on a wild pitch. He had pinch hitter Gary Sanchez down 1 ball 2 strikes, when Chapman threw a high hard one 102 MPH. It was outside the strike zone, but Sanchez went with the pitch and parked it in the right field seats to give the Brewers a 6-5 lead. Contreras pitched the 9th and gave up a run just to round out a spectacular day for the pitching staff.
Next Game: Tonight, Giants in San Francisco. This will start a 6 game west coast road trip where the Pirates face the Giants and the A’s 3 games each. Both teams are under .500, the Giants 2 and the A’s 6. The offense did perk up in the last game. A winning road trip would wash out the bad taste of the last 10 games. Quinn Priester will start tonight. Let’s hope he turns things around, or this could be the second bad game in a row for the pitching staff.
Pirates Morning Report: One Horrendous Inning
Final Score: Pirates 2 Brewers 3
Why The Pirates Lost: Another inept offensive performance and a very badly pitched inning that saw the Brewers score 3 runs on only one ball that left the infield. The offense could only muster 2 runs on 4 hits, 4 walks, while striking out 8 times. They only had 4 at bats with runners in scoring position and of course, did not get a hit. The Pirates went to a bullpen game to give Quinn Priester extra rest and aside from the bad 3rd inning it worked out pretty well. Overall it was a tough loss that sent the Pirates record to 13 -12.
Key Moment Of The Game; This 3rd inning is pretty painful but let’s get into it. It opened with a slow roller to the right of Rowdy Tellez and he was charged with a throwing error which I thought was a bad scoring call. I think the runner would have beaten it out anyway. Even if you think that Tellez deserved the error, the sad thing is, his was not the worst sin of the inning. Josh Fleming struck out the next batter but walked the next and the Shadow Shelton decided to make the move to bring Luis (I Only Pitch Well In Extra Innings) Ortiz. On his third pitch he gave up a single to center field and the Brewers had a 1-0 lead. From that point on a ball never made it on the playing field. Hit by pitch, strike out, Hit by pitch, walk, and strike out, resulted in 2 more runs for the Brewers. The Pirates made it 3-2 in the bottom of the inning on a Bryan Reynolds 2 run homer. It stayed that way until the bottom of the 9th when the Brewers tried to hand the game back to the Pirates, but they wouldn’t take it. With one out the Brewers made two consecutive errors on easy plays to put runners on 1st and 2nd. Triolo flew out to deep right field, McCutchen struck out and the game was over.
Next Game: This afternoon, Brewers in Pittsburgh. Mitch Keller will take the mound for the Pirates today. They need a series win. Keller has had his good moments this year but it would be nice to see him throw a real gem. He might have to if the Pirates are going to win. The offense has scored only 1or 2 runs in 7 of the last 9 games. In the other 2 games they scored 3 and 4 runs but were aided by the other team’s miscues. Will it ever end?
Pirates Morning Report: The Pitching Takes Over
Final Score: Pirates 2 Brewers 1
Why The Pirates Won: I hang my head in shame. The Pirates, God love em, saw something in Bailey No Falter Insurance that I did not, and boy is it paying off. Last night he pitched one of the best games of the year and surprisingly the Pirates let him do it. He went 7+ innings giving up 1 run on just 3 hits, striking out a career high 8 batters while walking 2. He now has the 2nd lowest ERA among the Pirate starters. The bullpen preserved the win, with Bednar getting his 2nd save in a row. The offense continues to struggle but got just enough to get the win. McCutchen again led off the game with a home run and Conner (I Was Wrong About Him Too) Jo drove in the deciding run in the bottom of the 6th. The Pirates are half way to a sweep and stand 13-11.
Key Moment Of The Game: No question it was the top of the third. The Pirates were leading 1-0 and Falter had only given up a walk. The Brewers would get their only 2 hits, until Gary Sanchez led off the 7th with a home run. Unfortunately they got those 2 singles back to back to put runners on 1st and 3rd with nobody out. Just like the previous game the Brewers could not get the job done. Falter bore down and got the big strike out. He got Contreras to bounce back to him to get the runner on 3rd in a run down for the 2nd out. Willy Adames grounded out to Oneil Cruz who made a solid play and the inning was over. For the next 4 innings Falter faced the minimum amount of batters, thanks to a double play, and took the game into the 8th inning.
Next Game: Tonight, Brewers in Pittsburgh. Apparently the Pirates are going with Josh Fleming to start the game. I would assume they may be piggybacking him with Quinn Priester but I really can’t find any info. It will be another game where you hope the Pirate offense may break out. We need this sweep.
Pirates Morning Report: McCutchen Leads The Way
Final Score: Pirates 4 Brewers 2
Why The Pirates Won: They finally put a lead off hitter in the top spot in Andrew McCutchen. He promptly led off the game with a home run to give the Pirates a 1-0 lead. He got on base 2 more times and lit a spark for this team. Oneil Cruz had a big game going 3 for 4 and getting the big 2 out hit in the 6th inning that eventually provided the margin for victory. Jarod Jones pitched another solid 6 innings giving up only 1 run on 4 hits striking out 7, while walking 2. The bullpen had its shaky moments but was good enough to preserve the win. The losing streak is over and they beat the division leading Brewers.
Key Moments Of The Game: There was no question that Cruz’s hit in the 6th was huge, but it was the inability of the Brewers to get the big hit and take advantage of the Pirates generosity that proved to be the difference. The Brewers loaded the bases twice, once with 2 outs and the other with one out and could only produce 1 run. With one out in the top of the 8th Aroldis Chapman walked the bases loaded on 13 pitches. On came Hunter (I Know I Can Do It This Time) Stratton and by God he did. He got the next two Phillies batters to each hit weak ground balls, getting out of the inning with only one run scoring. Bednar gave up one hit in the 9th to seal the deal and the Pirates are 12-11.
Next Game: Tonight, the Brewers in Pittsburgh. Bailey Falter will take the mound and after the disastrous first start has pitched surprisingly well. Let’s hope that it will continue and the Pirates can find even more offense. For God’s sake keep McCutchen in the lead off spot and put Henry Davis back on the bench or a bus. A Brewers sweep while not a necessity, would sure be nice.
Pirates Morning Report: Total Team Failure
Final Score: Pirates 1 Red Sox 6
Six Game Synopsis: A little different format today because the last two games had an eerie similarity to them. This time it was the bottom of the 4th and the top of the 5th, instead of the bottom of the 5th and top of the 6th. The Pirates trailed 2-1 going into those half innings. In a nutshell the Pirates hit the ball hard and came up with nothing. There was even a diving catch involved in both innings by the left fielder. In the top of the 5th the Red Sox added 2 runs to pad their lead with the 2 runs scoring on a little bloop down the left field line. The inning was helped along by a walk and a hit batsman to load the bases. The Pirates have lost 6 in a row to fall to 11-11 and now are in their accustomed spot of 4th place in the division. During the streak the Pirates have scored 9 runs, on 33 hits, walking 20 times and striking out 55 times. On the other side of the coin they have given up 36 runs, on 49 hits, walking 25 and striking out 50 batters. Until yesterday you could have said the Pirates weren’t doing too bad in the field but then the defense decided to contribute to the streak by having a horrible day committing 2 errors and looking lackadaisical. The good news here (I know I’m really stretching here) is that other than Jarred Jones’ 5 inning 1 hit performance, the Pirates have not wasted any good performances. There are no 9-7 or 2-1 losses to be seen. During this streak there are two places where the Pirates have been very bad. The pitchers for some reason can’t find the strike zone. They are averaging 4 walks per game in these last 6 games. This from a staff that at one point had 4 out of 5 games with no walks. The offense has hit only one home run during the streak and that was by home run king Connor Joe. Of course in order to even get singles you have to swing at the ball, which the Pirates seem to have real hard time doing. Finally, there is the Pirates broadcast booth who is on a 22 game bad broadcast streak. In trying to explain the ridiculous way the Pirates are handling Jones and Paul Skenes, they said essentially that they are saving them for the playoffs. In the famous words of former NFL coach Jim Mora, PLAYOFFS, YOU KIDDING ME PLAYOFFS. I JUST HOPE WE CAN WIN A GAME. That’s all I’m hoping for when it comes to the Pirates.
Next Game: Tonight, Brewers in Pittsburgh. Jared Jones will start for the Pirates and Derek Shelton said they are going to limit Jones’ pitch count to 12 so get there early. Can they snap the streak tonight against the first place Brewers? Who knows, who cares. Hopefully the coaching staff hasn’t slept well.
The Goofy Game of Golf/Life Searching for the Answer 