Pirates Morning Report: .500 Road Trip Locked UP

Final Score: Pirates 6 Astros 2

Why The Pirates Won: For two days in a row it was the .200 club that contributed mightily to this win. It is not often you win a game when your 3-4 hitters in the lineup go 1 for 10 and strikeout 7 times. Jared Triolo and Michael Taylor went 2 for 7, with 1 walk, driving in 3 runs. Barry Falter pitched a nice 5 and 1/3 innings coming back from the IL. He gave up 1 earned run on 6hits, walking no one. Dennis Santana came in the bottom of the 6th to snuff out the rally and pitched a scoreless 7th inning. In his last 7 games he has 9 and 2/3 innings and has not given up a run, while striking out 16 batters. Whether it is the change of scenery, or he and the Pirates found something, he has been lights out over his last 10-11 appearances. Glad I was wrong about him. Kyle Nicolas and Hunter Stratton finished up. Even though they had some issues, the Astros failed to score any runs and the Pirates had pretty much of a stress-free win.

The Key Moment Of The Game: In the top of the sixth there were two out, nobody on and Jared Triolo was behind in the count 0-2. Over the next 6 pitches Triolo battled to get a walk. Michael Taylor for the second straight day hit a big 2 out home run to make the score 5-1 Pittsburgh, which gave the Pirates a very nice cushion. The Astros did get a run in the bottom of the inning but never had a major threat going for the rest of the day. The Pirates got the final run on a bases loaded walk to Andrew McCutchen to clinch the series win.

Next Game: Tonight, Astros in Houston. The Pirates will start recently acquired Jake Woodford. He has had an up and down career. Let’s hope he has an up night so the Pirates have a shot at getting the sweep. The Pirates made modest noise at the deadline, which should help the team some. I will discuss that more when the Pirates make their final roster moves. Right now, just basking in the glory of a 3-game road winning streak, against some pretty good competition.

Pirates Morning Report: Unlikely Heroes Even Up Road Trip

Final Score: Pirates 5 Astros 3

Why The Pirates Won: The .200 Club won this game. Yasmani Grandal, Michael (I Refuse To Write The A) Taylor and Jared Triolo all had big hits to help win this game. Taylor in particular had the big game going 2 for 3 with a homer and 3 RBIs. Paul Skenes had another solid outing allowing only 1 earned run on 5 hits, walking 3, striking out 6, while throwing 101 pitches. He was not his sharpest, but if Ke’Bryan Hayes makes the play on a ground ball, it might have been a double play, and he would have given up 0 runs. This game was very similar to the previous win except the Pirates tied it in the 8th and took the lead in the 9th. The bullpen had another shaky bottom of the last inning but held on to pick up the win. No matters what happens on the rest of the trip, it cannot be consider a disaster.

Key Moments Of The Game: Oneil Cruz’s double to tie the game and Michael Taylor’s 3 run homer to give the Pirates a 5-2 lead came when 2 were out. David Bednar came in to get the save in the bottom of the 9th. After quickly getting one out, things began to go awry. Victor Caratini singled up the middle. Bednar walks the next batter. Jose Altuve singles to left to load the bases. Alex Bregman hit a 102 MPH liner that Michael Taylor was able to snag for the 2nd out. Up to the plate stepped the ever-dangerous Yordan Alvarez who was already 2 for 4 with an RBI. The Pirates decided on a gutsy move by giving him nothing to hit walking him to make the score 5-3 putting the winning run on base and the tying run in scoring position. It paid off as Bednar got Yainer Diaz to pop out to Cruz to end the game. Whew!

Next Game: Tonight, Astros in Houston. Barry Falter returns tonight and at least he is not facing a top of the rotation guy. A 3-3 road trip has now become more of a possibility. More so than the Pirates doing anything to really improve this team. We have about 11 hours to find out.

Pirates Morning Report: Please Trade Colin Holderman

Final Score: Pirates 6 Diamondbacks 5 in 10 innings

Why The Pirates Won: The Pirates won for three reasons. Mitch Keller pitched an outstanding 7 innings. With the exception of Colin Holderman the bullpen did the job. The Diamondbacks gave us plenty of assistance in the top of the 10th inning. In what could have been the most disastrous inning of the year, Colin Holderman gave up 3 runs and had the tying run on third base before getting the last out on a ground ball to first. Holderman has a fastball that is between 97 and 99 MPH much like David Bednar. A few times this year he has touched 100 MPH. Unlike David Bednar, HE RARELY THROWS IT. He threw 26 pitches in the bottom of the 10th where he was knocked around pretty good and threw 2 fastballs. He gave up 2 home runs and a triple. Thank God the Pirates had a 4 run lead going into the bottom of the 10th.

Key Moments Of The Game: The Joey Bart 2 out double in the top of the 9th was the big hit of the game. It tied the score 2-2, keeping the Pirates and Mitch Keller from losing a game where he gave up only 2 hits. The Pirates scored 4 runs in the top of the 10th and if this was hockey the Diamondbacks would have been given several assists. With the ghost runner on 2nd base, Ji Hwan Bae bunted the ball, and the Diamondback pitcher must not have had a clue on how fast Bae is. He looked toward third and had no chance to get Bae. It would have been close even if he immediately threw the ball. Assist no. 1. He walks Yasmani Grandal on 4 pitches. Assist no. 2. McCutchen grounds into a force out at home. A wild pitch sends the first run of the inning home. Assist no. 3. The Diamondbacks decide to intentionally walk Oneil Cruz to load the bases. Assist no.4. Alika Williams is hit by the pitch to force in run no. 4. Assist no. 5. Josh (Expect More Zero For Five Nights From Me) Palacios grounds out forcing the runner at the plate. With two outs Ke’Bryan (Please Trade Him So I Won’t Have To Keep Typing That Apostrophe) Hayes hit a soft 70 MPH line drive for a single that scored runs 5 and 6, which turned out to be the winning runs. The inning line: Pirates 4 runs, 2 hits, Diamondbacks 5 assists.

Next Game: Tonight, Astros in Houston. Someway, somehow, the Pirates pulled out the win yesterday. If Paul Skenes can beat the Astros, tonight it will make the road trip 2-2 and at least avoid a disaster. Bryan Reynolds is coming back today, and it looks like Jack Suwinski is going down to AAA. At least that move shows the Pirates may be thinking of trying to make the playoffs. Cherington is already preparing Pirate fans for the likelihood that the Pirates are not going to make any trades. Maybe he is just trying to fool us. After all, he already knows we are fools for following this team.

Pirates Morning Report: I Guess The Pirates Are Not Battling For A Playoff Spot After All.

Final Score: Pirates 5 Diamondbacks 9

Why The Pirates Loss: The Pirate management team thought it was more important to give Quinn Priester some work that to try and win the game. In a so-called important series, where the Pirates lost by one run in the first game, and it was 6-5 going into the bottom of the 6th, Colin Holderman, Aroldis Chapman, and David Bednar have not thrown a pitch. Of course, the Pirate management team must have known that the Pirates would get 1 hit over the last 3 innings. When the Pirate score 5 runs and lose it is a bad day for the pitching staff. If the Pirates had averaged 5 runs per game, they would have been 15-3-1 in their last 19 games. Management continues to do nothing to help this team. Other teams that really want to make the playoffs are getting the necessary players to help increase their chances. We have our 2 top guns pitching the next 2 games. It is essential that they pick up wins for the team.

Key Moment Of The Game: Bringing in and leaving in Quinn Priester just so he could take a beating, but at least it was over relatively quickly. Priester was very efficient giving up a single on the 4th pitch of the inning, hitting a batter on the next pitch, and walking the next batter on 4 straight pitches. That’s when I would have taken him out. Two sacrifice flies later it was 6-4 Diamondbacks. The Pirates scored a run in the top the 6th to make it 6-5. Priester came out in the bottom of the 6th and was just as efficient. A single on the 3rd pitch on the inning. This time it took him 6 pitches to hit the next batter. Come on Quinn you can do better than that. He did do better because on the very first pitch to Joc Pederson, he knocked it into the right field corner for a triple and it was 8-5 Diamondbacks. Four pitches later another single making the score 9-5 and the game was over. With the pressure off, Priester shut those bums out the rest of the way.

Next Game: This afternoon, Diamondbacks in Arizona. The road trip is off to a rough start in more ways than one. Nick Gonzales seemed get hurt last night and Tellez already has a brain, I mean back spasms. It looks like management will be able to use the injury excuse to hide their incompetence. It could also be their excuse for not making any moves. These next 2 games seem to be crucial, and the top of your rotation is going. I sure that management is hoping for 2 more losses so they can stand pat.

Pirates Morning Report: Punchless Pirates Lose Again

Final Score: Pirates 3 Diamondbacks 4

Why The Pirates Lost: In the last 7 innings of the game the Pirates scored 0 runs on 3 hits. The 4 through 7 hitters went 2 for 14. The team was 1 for 11 with runners in scoring position. They left 9 men on base. The Diamondbacks tried to help out by walking 3 and hitting 2 batters but the Pirates refused to take advantage. Oneil Cruz looked like he was suffering from jet lag, his at bats were so bizarre. He took 2 out of 3 strikes to strike out on 3 pitches. To make up for it on his next at bat, he swung at all 6 pitches even though only 1 was in the strike zone, to strike out again. On his 4th at bat, he took 2 strikes and then could not hold up on a pitch that was almost over his head. Mr. Cruz is 6′ 7″. Luiz Ortiz for the first time in a long time had control issues. In just 5+ innings of work Ortiz gave up 3 runs, 5 hits, walking 3, striking out 4, while throwing 93 pitches. With this offense you have to do better than that.

Key Moment Of The Game: It was 3-1 Pirates going into the bottom of the 6th inning. Ortiz had been dancing through the raindrops giving up just 1 run. The inning started off with a bang when Joc Peterson hit an 0-2 fast ball 453 feet to make it 3-2. Then Ortiz walked the next batter and was done for the day. Out went Ortiz and in came Carmen Mlodzinski, who also seemed to be jet lagged. In 5 pitches he gave up 2 singles and before you could say how do spell Mlodzinski, the score was tied 3-3. If the Pirates would have somehow won this game, the next play would have been the play of the game. Eugenio Suarez hit a line drive but right at Ke’Bryan Hayes and he threw out the runner at 1st to complete a very fortunate double play. Mlodzinski took the game into his own hands by throwing a wild pitch to make sure that the Diamondbacks would win the game 4-3. The Pirates never really threatened the rest of the way and the road trip started with a loss.

Next Game: Tonight, Diamondbacks in Arizona. Marco Gonzalez starts for the Pirates tonight and apparently has a good record against the Diamondbacks. When will this team ever get offensive help. The Pirates are 2-3 in their last 5 games. The offense has averaged barely over 2 runs per game. They completely wasted an impressive performance by Paul Skenes. Management continues to do nothing.

Pirates Morning Report: They Surprised Me Again, But Not Totally Convinced

Final Score: Pirates 5 Cardinals 0

Why The Pirates Won: The old adage of there are horses for courses is so true of Martin Perez. In 3 of his last 5 starts he has given up 17 runs all earned. The other 2 starts are against the St. Louis Cardinals, going 13 and 1/3 innings, giving up 1 run. The Pirates just need him to face the Cardinals. He was far from dominant or in control. He gave up 4 hits and walked 5 batters in 6 innings of work but gave up no runs. The Cardinals gave their best Pirate impersonation going 0 for 5 with runners in scoring position and stranding 11 runners for the game. The Pirate offense with the help of the Cardinals was able to put up 4 runs in the 2nd inning. Rawhide Rowdy Tellez homered in the 4th inning to stretch the lead to 5-0. In the other 6 innings they did not get a hit and wound up only getting 5 hits for the game. Quite frankly, the way both teams performed in this series, I do not see either team making the playoffs, unless they make some major moves at the trade deadline. Regardless the Pirates managed to somehow take the series and are now 2 games over .500 after a 4-2 homestand.

Key Moments Of The Game: The top of the 5th summed up the Cardinals’ frustration, perfectly. The Cardinals got 2 singles and 2 walks in the inning and failed to score. After the first walk of the inning, Lars Nootbaar grounded into a double play. Two singles and a walk later the Cardinals had the bases loaded. Willson (That’s Right Two L’s) Contreras came to the plate. He swung at the first pitch that was outside the strike zone. On the second pitch Perez got a borderline call to make the count 0-2. The next pitch was in the dirt. Contreras swung at the next pitch that was off the plate away and grounded it to third where Ke’Bryan Hayes made the play, and the inning was over. Perez pitched around a 1 out double in the 6th and the Pirates bullpen danced through some raindrops the last 3 innings but they preserved the shutout. The Pirates head to road next.

Next Game: Tomorrow night, the Diamondbacks in Arizona. Surprisingly the Pirates have their rotation set for the series. Luis Ortiz, Marco Gozales and Mitch Keller are penciled in to start. Then the Pirates go to Houston. Both of these teams have very similar records as the Pirates. The Astros have been playing much better lately after getting off to a bad start that saw them dip 12 games below .500. If the Pirates can go 3-3 this would be a very successful road trip.

Pirates Morning Report: Punchless Pirates Waste A Great Skenes Performance

Final Score: Pirates 1 Cardinals 2

Final Score: It is hard to win a game when you start 4 players that should either be in AAA or DFA. These four magnificent players are Jack Suwinski, Yasmani Grandal, Josh Palacios, and Jared Triolo. As a group they went 3 for 13 which is better than I would expect them to do. Let’s set the record straight on Josh (High Energy Waste Of Cells) Palacios. He has a career WAR of -.3. His OPS+ is 80 with a whopping slash line of .231/.284/.371. and he is a below average fielder for his career. He is not major league material. With almost half the lineup below major league level, it is not surprising the Pirates scored only 1 run. They could not muster an offense against an aging overweight washed up pitcher. They can’t score when they put their best lineup on the field. Paul Skenes pitched a brilliant 8 innings giving up 1 run on just 2 hits. You could argue either way that Skenes should have come out for the 9th. My own opinion was he should have not. He had thrown 90+ pitches at that point. All the Pirates talk about is not trying to overwork their young arms. Well, you just did last night. However you slice it, this was a very hard loss to swallow and sets up the Pirates to most likely lose the series.

Key Moments Of The Game: Twice the Pirates loaded the bases, in the bottom of the 2nd and the 5th, and failed to score. Andrew McCutchen’s at bat was particularly disappointing in the bottom of the 2nd. He took 2 called strikes with the first one being right down the middle. He then popped out to centerfield on a 3-2 count. Nick Gonzales’s at bat was not much better. He did swing at a strike but then swung at a pitch on a 1-1 count that was at least a foot outside to hit a little dibbler in front of the plate to end the inning. They were able to tie the game in the bottom of the 8th but then the Cardinals scored in the 9th to take the 2-1 lead. In the bottom of the 9th the Pirates showed their true merit by not putting a ball in play. Two of the three strikeouts were by AAA players.

Next Game: This afternoon, Cardinals in Pittsburgh. Every time I feel the Pirates have no chance to win a game, they somehow surprise me and pull it out. Why Martin Perez is starting I have no idea. Will the Pirates offense wake up today? They better with Perez pitching. If they lose today, it will be the third straight series they have lost to the Cardinals. That is not a path to the playoffs.

Pirates Morning Report: Punchless Pirates Pull One Out

Final Score: Pirates 2 Cardinals 1

Why The Pirates Won: Mitch Keller pitched a solid 7 innings where he finished strong retiring the last 7 batters he faced. Even though not the strike out pitcher he was last year, Keller has been as consistent as anyone in baseball. Overall, he gave up 1 run on 6 hits, walking 2, striking out 3, while throwing 97 pitches. Aroldis Chapman came on in the 8th to get 3 up, 3 down on just 11 pitches. David Bednar gave up a two out single but struck out the last batter to preserve a big 2-1 win. The Pirate offense while terrible as usual did manage to push across the 2 runs that were enough to win the game. Oneil Cruz got a big 2 out hit in the bottom of the 3rd to give the Pirates a 1-0 lead. Nick Gonzales drove in the go ahead run in the bottom of the 8th. It looked like the Pirates were going to get more, but rally killer Ke’Bryan Hayes, batting 6th instead of 9th where any normal manager would put him, grounded into a double play to end the inning.

Key Moment Of The Game: The Cardinals had traffic on the bases the first 5 innings of the game. The top of the 5th opened with Nolan Gorman hitting the right field foul pole to tie the game 1-1. The Cardinals managed to get runners on 1st and 2nd with 2 out. Brendan Donovan hit a sharp ground ball down the first base line that Rowdy (Yes I Do Own A Glove) Tellez managed to make a diving stop, flipping to Keller to get the final out of the inning. If he does not make the play, the Cardinals get one run for sure and maybe even 2 which would have given them a 3-1 lead. The Pirates would have never overcome that.

Next Game: Tonight, Cardinals in Pittsburgh. Paul Skenes takes the mound tonight and I always get that little sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach that says this will be the start that Skenes shows he is human. I have had that feeling his last 3 starts and it has not happened yet. The Pirates have scored 2 runs in the last two games and are 1-1. Unbelievable. If they can win tonight, it will be a series win and puts the sweep into play. Greg Brown keeps saying Martin Perez is going to pitch the Wednesday afternoon game. The Pirate website say TBD. Let’s hope the website is right.

Pirates Morning Report: Win Streak Over, How Will They Respond?

Final Score: Pirates 0 Philllies 6

Why The Pirates Lost: The 6 game winning streak came to an end with a big fat thud yesterday. If you are going to lose you might as well do everything bad and just get it over with. The Pirates offense was so bad, that even though they had 6 hits, they had only one at bat with a runner in scoring position. The offense did manage to strike out only 6 times again. They played lousy defense making 2 errors and not making plays on balls that should have been caught. Marco Gonzales had an ok start giving up 2 runs on 6 hits, walking 1 over 4 and 2/3 innings. The bullpen gave up the rest of the runs although 3 of the 4 runs were unearned. The Pirates stunk out the joint, but we will see which one was the anomaly. The first two wins or yesterday’s lousy performance.

Key Moment Of The Game: It is hard to come up with a really key moment in this game because you felt the Pirates were not going to score if the game went 15 innings. No question giving up the 3 runs on just 2 hits in the top of the 7th to make the score 5-0 sealed the deal. Oneil Cruz dropped the throw from Nick Gonzales on a possible double play ball that opened the floodgates. You really did not think that the Pirates were going to sweep the Phillies, did you.

Next Game: Tonight, the Cardinals in Pittsburgh. The big guns go for the Pirates, Keller and Skenes in the first two games of the series. The Cardinals have won 4 out of the 6 games they have played against the Pirates. The bear minimum here is to take the Cardinals 2 out of 3. We will see how the Pirates respond to a very poor performance. This team needs to keep the momentum going if they are really going to make a run at the playoffs. This all starts by beating the Cardinals 2 or 3 times this week.

Pirates Morning Report: The Pitching Wins This One

Final Score: Pirates 4 Phillies 1

Why The Pirates Won: Luis Ortiz had another strong outing going 7 innings allowing no runs on 3 hits and 2 walks. Aroldis Chapman came in the 8th and struck out the side on 12 pitches. David Bednar closed the game giving up the Bryce Harper home run but not allowing anyone to reach base to give the Pirates their 6th straight win. The offense was not all that shabby either, scoring 4 runs on 10 hits, while striking out only 4 times. I hear there will be a doctor in the broadcast booth, because if the Pirates sweep the Phillies today, Greg Brown will get so excited he may need medical attention. Good God, they’ve won 6 in a row, not made the playoffs.

Key Moments Of The Game: It was all Oneil Cruz. It is not to discount Andrew McCutchen’s home run which got the ball rolling, but it was the 3 RBIs by Cruz that made the difference in this game. First, he doubled and homer off two All Star left hand pitchers. He did both with 2 out. It does not get much bigger than that. The two run home run in the bottom of the 8th put a whole different feel to the game. If Harper’s home run in the top of the ninth had made 2-1 instead of 4-1, it is hard to say what would have happened after that. There is no doubt these are two surprising wins against the Phillies.

Next Game: This afternoon, Phillies in Pittsburgh. Can the Pirates get the sweep? Marco (No I’m Not Martin Perez’s Brother) Gonzales will start, making his second start, since coming off a prolonged stint on the IL. He danced through many raindrops in the 5 innings against the White Sox. Let’s hope he can do better than his clone Perez. The Pirates have won 6 in a row. Many parts of the team are looking really good. The bad parts of the team are remaining bad. Yesterday the awfulness went 3 for 14 which is not bad for them. Obviously, the Pirates made no moves during the break. Will it catch up with them or will the magnificent 6 remain hot enough to overcome the awfulness. Only time will tell.