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Pirates Morning Report: Routine Lack Luster Loss

Final Score: Pirates 2 Brewers 5

Why The Pirates Lost: Just a matter of routine. Mitch Keller had a routine outing giving up 3 runs in 5 innings of work. The defense was routine with some kicked balls and plays not made even though no errors were charged. The offense was definitely routine scoring just 2 runs on 5 hits and 3 walks. They were 0 for 6 with runners in scoring position and left 6 men on base. The game almost took 3 hours to play and most of fans had to be woke up after the game was over. Now the Pirates have to take 2 out of 3 from the Yankees to win as many games as they did last year. Big deal. What a miserable season.

Key Moment Of The Game: This game was so boring that there was not a key moment. There was never a point in this game from the very beginning that you thought the Brewers were going to lose. I guess you could say the key moment was when the Pirates lethargically took the field. You could sum up the Pirates effort in the top of the 3rd when Joey Ortiz hit a line drive in right center field and Bryan (I Should Be A DH) De La Cruz tried to stop the ball with his foot. He is also considering inventing the foot glove. I guess it was just too much effort for him to bend over. This resulted in Ortiz getting a triple. De La Cruz has a WAR for the entire year -1.3. Essentially this means a minor leaguer. It is worse than Rowdy Telez and the broadcast booth wants the Pirates to keep this guy. Oneil Cruz had two base running blunders just to top the day off. Not a good day if your name is Cruz, even though Bryan hit a home run to avoid the shutout. Yes, Derek Shelton is the right man to manage this team if you want another losing season. The players could care less.

Next Game: Tonight, Yankees in New York. The Pirates should be thankful the Yankees do not have a lot to play for. They are trying to get the best record and are only 1 game ahead of the Guardians. If the Yankees are serious this could be embarrassing. If the Yankees clinch home field early they may show some mercy on the Pirates. Let’s hope not. Three more days and it will be over.

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Pirates Morning Report: Pitchers Win Another One

Final Score: Pirates 2 Brewers 1

Why The Pirates Won: Luis Ortiz pitched 7 terrific innings giving up 1 run on 4hits, walking 1 while striking out 5 to lower his ERA to 3.32. Dennis Santana and Aroldis Chapman closed out the game thanks to Willie Adames trying to stretch a hit into left field into a double and was thrown out to end the game. The offense was its usual awful self with only 3 hits and striking out 11 times. Freddy Peralta was pitching one fine game going into the bottom of the 5th.

Key Moment Of The Game: Peralta got the first two outs in the bottom of the 5th on just 5 pitches. Things got tough after that. On two battling at bats Yasmani Grandal on 7 pitches and Nick Yorke on 6 pitches, both walked. Liover Peguero battled for 7 pitches taking the count to 3 and 2. Peralta, not wanting to walk 3 in a row, grooved a 97 MPH fastball and Peguero did not miss it. He ripped into left center field to drive in the 2 runs to give the Pirates their 2-1 lead that they protected for the last 4 innings. The Brewers only got 2 hits the rest of the way with the last one being run into an out by Adames. The Pirates need 2 more wins to equal last years win total.

Next Game: This afternoon, Brewers in Pittsburgh. PNC Park will be put out of its misery this afternoon as the Pirates play their last home game of the season. Mitch Keller makes his last start of the season, and it would be nice to see him finish on a high note after all of his struggles over the last 6 weeks. He better pitch a good game with that offense. It will be interesting to see if Peguero starts today. He should play all of the remaining games but that is highly doubtful with this organization. Just 4 games to go with the final 3 in Yankee Stadium. There is a merciful God.

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Pirates Morning Report: Back To Normal

Final Score: Pirates 2 Brewers 7

Why The Pirates Lost: Another game where the Pirates showed why they are in last place. They did get a decent start from Barry (It’s Never My) Falter. He gave up 4 runs on 5 hits over 5 innings but the defense behind him was very shaky and he deserved a little better fate. There were errors, catcher interference, and balls that should have been caught but weren’t that all led to runs. The Pirates are 24th in fielding out of 30 teams. When Falter left the game the score was 4-2. Future bullpen ace Isaac Mattson took over the game. He did get through the 6th with no runs scoring. He came out for the top of the 7th. Then he gave up a leadoff single and walked 4 out of the next 5 batters to give the Brewers a 6-2 lead. The batter he did not walk, he struck out so there were 5 batters in a row where the ball was not put in play, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Of course, Derek The Fox allowed him to do this to make sure the Pirates had no chance of winning. The Brewers got their 7th run on a sacrifice fly off another Pirate future great Joey Wentz Did I Come From. Then there was that potent Pirate offense. They did get 10 hits and a walk, striking out only 6 times. They still managed to only score 2 runs by going 1 for 8 with runners in scoring position and stranding 8 runners for the game. All in all, it was the Pirates looking like the Pirates.

Key Moment Of The Game: Just before the game the Pirates announced that they had just DFA Rowdy Tellez and Michael Taylor. The team was completely demoralized and really could not put much effort in last night’s game. Many in the press got their panties in a wad over the fact that Tellez needed just 4 more plate appearances to get a $200,000 bonus. Do you think that Rawhide Rowdy really deserved a bonus the way he played all year? His WAR was -0.8 and he had an OPS+ of 91. He was awful in the field and absolutely showed no hustle. The only way this would have been better is, if he would have needed one more at bat to get the bonus. The way I look at it, the Pirates screwed him just like he screwed the Pirates. The only criticism that Ben Cherington should get is for signing the bum in the first place.

The Next Game: Tonight, Brewers in Pittsburgh. Do you think that Liover Peguero will start tonight? They bring the guy up with just 6 games to go and he did not play last night. Derek The Fox will be contemplating that along with why he continues to lead off the game with Isiah Kiner-Falefa. When McCutchen led off the Pirate offense seemed to do much better. He is also trying to find ways that he can manage the bullpen worse. Now that will be hard to accomplish.

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Pirates Morning Report: Skenes, Bullpen Shutout The Reds

Final Score: Pirates 2 Reds 0

Why The Pirates Won: Paul Skenes, no surprise, and the Pirate’s bullpen, big surprise, combined to throw a 3 hit shutout to salvage the final game of the series. Skenes pitched 5 innings giving up 2 hits, no walks, striking out 9 while throwing 73 pitches. The bullpen took over in the 6th and right away Colin Holderman gave up a lead off single and you thought there goes this 2 run lead. Holderman got the next two outs and and Joey Bart threw out Jonathan India trying to steal to end the inning. The Pirate’s offense was awful again, but Oneil Cruz and Nick Yorke hit solo home runs to give the Pirates all they needed this time. Otherwise things were back to normal for the offense. Even with 5 other hits and 5 walks they could not score a run. They were 0 for 3 with runners in scoring position stranding 9 runners, while striking out 14 times. The pitchers won this game.

Key Moment Of The Game: Carmen Mlodzinski opened the bottom of the 7th by walking the lead off hitter. T. J. Friedl hit a pop up in no man’s land to left field where Billy Cook made a sensational sliding catch. If that had fallen there is no telling what might have happened next. As it was Ty France grounded into a double play ending the inning. The Reds never threatened again to give the Pirates a 2-0 win

Next Game: Tomorrow, Brewers in Pittsburgh. Just 6 games left in this miserable season. The Pirates have three at home with the Brewers and then finish the season with three games in Yankee stadium. There is a rumor that the Yankees are thinking of forfeiting all 3 games so the Pirates won’t desecrate Yankee stadium. The Pirates need to go 3-3 to win as many games as last year. They are lucky that neither team has a lot to play for. The Brewers have a slim chance of catching the Dodgers or Phillies for a first round bye so they may be a little more interested than the Yankees will be.

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Pirates Morning Report: Another Complete Loss

Final Score: Pirates 1 Reds 7

Why The Pirates Lost: For the 2nd consecutive game the Pirates couldn’t pitch and hit. Jared Jones another pitcher with velocity and command issues got blasted for 6 runs, 6 hits, including 2 home runs, walked 3, while throwing 90 pitches in 5 innings of work. He seemed to be having physical issues as well, which the Pirates seem to care little about. The Pirate offense, a loose term, could only muster 1 run, a home run by Billy Cook. He probably won’t start today to give Connor Joe more playing time. The Pirates left 11 men on base but “only” struck out 9 times. The road trip goes to 1-5 as the players are following their manager’s lead, sleep walking through the rest of the season.

Key Moments Of The Game: Despite Jones’s apparent issues he got through the first two innings unscathed. He quickly got 2 outs in the bottom of the third. In the next, count em, 6 pitches he gave up a double, single and a home run, and before you could say please fire Shelton and the entire coaching staff, it was 3-0 Reds. In the bottom of the 4th Elly De La Cruz hit a big 2 out 3 run homer to make it 6-0 and another game was over before it hardly started.

Next Game: This afternoon, Reds in Cincinnati. Paul Skenes is going today and let’s hope that he has not caught the velocity command virus that has infected the other Pirate starters. I think Shelton called it the VCV Infection. It seems the coaching staff are not doctors. Just another thing they know little about.

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Pirates Morning Report: A No Doubter To Ensure A Losing Season

Final Score: Pirates 3 Reds 8

Why The Pirates Lost: Mitch Keller had no command, no velocity, and no movement on his pitches. Other than that it was a pretty good performance. Going 3 and 1/3 innings, he gave up 8 runs, 8 hits, walked 5 and only struck out 1. He did all of this while throwing only 84 pitches. Shelton just sat there and let him take the beating when he should have been removed after the 3rd inning. The Pirates struck out 11 times to ensure a losing season in style.

Key Moment Of The Game: The top of the 3rd when Keller started the inning by walking the first two batters. Two 100 MPH+ line drives later and the score was 4-0. The Reds added another run on a sacrifice fly and this game was over. They let Keller come out for the 4th and he was pummeled for 3 more runs while getting one more out. They woke Derek The Fox up and he finally took him out.

Next Game: This afternoon, Reds in Cincinnati. Jared Jones goes for the Pirates today so there may be some hope. It certainly looks now that this team will not reach 66 wins to match last year’s total. What a disappointment. This regime has certainly let Pirates fans down with this horrible season.

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Pirates Morning Report: Stop The Presses, Bullpen Preserves A Lead

Final Score: Pirates 3 Cardinals 2

Why The Pirates Won: Luis Ortiz had a nice start. He gave up 2 runs, 5 hits, walked 2, striking out 7 over 6 innings of work. Unfortunately, when he left the game, the Pirates were trailing 2-1. In the top of the 7th Yasmani Grandal hit a 2 out solo home run to tie the game 2-2. Miracle no. 1 Carmen Mlodzinski held the Cardinals scoreless in the bottom of the inning. Miracle no. 2, after Bryan Reynolds grounded into a double play Oneil Cruz walked. Miracle no.3 Connor Joe got a hit. Nick Gonzales got the big 2 out hit and the Pirates led 3-2. Miracle no. 4 Dennis Santana held the Cardinals scoreless in the 8th. Aroldis Chapman came on to pitch the oddest bottom of the 9th for him. Six pitches giving up a single, two fly outs, and a ground out to get the save. Remember that Derek The Fox, he only threw 6 pitches so you can use him tonight if needed. Oh, by the way did you know that Billy Cook hit a home run the night before. Is that the reason he did not start last night or did the poor baby need a rest.

Key Moment Of The Game: The Pirates had just taken a 1-0 lead in the top of the 4th when Ortiz got off to a shaky start in the bottom of the inning. He gave up a single, a walk and another single that tied the game 1-1 and put runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs. Good old Lars Nootbaar on the very first pitch of the at bat grounded into a double play, which put a runner on third with 2 outs. Ortiz struck out Jordan Walker to end the inning. It looked like the Cardinals may do some big damage, but Ortiz did the job. The bullpen came through in the 7th, 8th and 9th, and the Pirates were able to salvage the last game of the series.

Next Game: Tonight, the Reds in Cincinnati. Mitch Keller starts tonight for the Pirates. In his last start Joe (I Leave No Carbon Footprint) Block and Matt ( I Leave A Big Carbon Footprint) Capps were singing the praises of Keller. Calling him the ace of the staff and saying how solid he has been all year. Don’t get me wrong, I am glad that we have Mitch Keller for a while, and he is a good mid-rotation guy. This does not define solid, last 7 games., 1-5 with a 6.27 ERA. He has had success against the Reds, so let’s hope he finds some more. Remember Shelton, Chapman only threw 6 pitches.

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Pirates Morning Report: What Is It About Jalen Beeks

Final Score: Pirates 5 Cardinals 10

Why The Pirates Lost: Another bullpen failure led by David Bednar continued by Shelton’s favorite Jalen Beeks. Beeks is a perfect example of perception is worse than the reality. I feel that Jalen Beeks has really stunk out the joint. However, his statistics are not that bad. He has an ERA+ 109 and his FIP is 3.01 since he joined the Pirates. Here is some of his downside. He has been one Shelton’s favorite relievers. The Pirates have played 44 games since he was acquired. Beeks has appeared in 23 of those games, more than half. The Pirates have lost 16 of the games he has appeared in. He has had only 8 outings where he has not given up a hit or a walk. Last night was definitely real. He came in the game with runners on 1st and 2nd with one out in the bottom of the 7th and the score tied 5-5. In the course of 15 pitches, he gave up a single, single, and bases clearing double, to make the score 10-5. This put a runner on 2nd with still only one out. He walked Michael Siani with ball 4 sailing over the catchers head all the way to the backstop. It took a weird ricochet off the backstop and climbed way up the screen. Greg Brown and Bob Walk were both highly critical of Siani for just watching the ball and not running right away where he might have made it to 2nd, The score is 10-5 and you are bringing up this. When will they ever clean out the Pirate broadcast booth. Beeks managed to get 2 outs with no further damage, but the game was over. Billy Cook did hit his 1st major league home run, a 3-run shot to give the Pirates a 5-4 lead. Cook may have had his 1st major league home run sooner if Shelton had not pinch hit for him in the previous 2 games. Derek, at his foxy best. In fact, that is my new name for Shelton, Derek The Fox. The bullpen quickly blew that lead and more to turn the game into a rout for the Cardinals.

Key Moment Of The Game: When they brought Beeks in and had no one warming up in the bullpen in case things got out of hand, which of course they did. If someone had been warming up, he could have brought in a right hander to face Jordan Walker who hit the bases clearing double that broke open the game.

Next Game: Tonight, Cardinals in St. Louis. Luis Ortiz starts for the Pirates tonight. Luis Ortiz has had his ups and downs as a starter recently which makes me think he may be a good bullpen piece for the Pirates next year. It was his bullpen performance that got him into the rotation. The Cardinals are primed for the sweep. The Pirates are hoping to get Derek The Fox fired.

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Pirates Morning Report: One Run In Eighteen Innings

Final Score: Pirates 1 Cardinals 3

This will be a brief morning report because I am pressed for time and this is all this team disserves. The punchless offense came through again only scoring one run on 8 hits, 2 walks while going 1 for 8 with runners in scoring position and leaving 8 men stranded. Derek Shelton was at his mismanagement best last night. In the top of the 7th with 2 out and a runner on first he decided to pinch hit for Michael Taylor with Oneil Cruz. Most of the time this would have been an ok move. Taylor was actually having a good game with a double and a walk in his first two plate appearances. Cruz has had abysmal record as a pinch hitter this year. Of course, he struck out. The bullpen gave up an insurance run in the bottom of the 8th. The Pirates had a chance in the top of the 8th but failed miserably. The road trip goes to 0-2 as the Pirates continue their relentless march to another losing season.

Next Game: Tonight, Cardinals in St. Louis. The Pirates do not know who is starting tonight just like they don’t know how to manage a game. To me if a guy seems to be having a decent night at the plate you should stick with him no matter what his seasonal stats are. It does seem to make sense. Obviously the Pirates do not feel that way.

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Pirates Morning Report: Wow! This Is Hard To Watch

Final Score: Pirates 0 Cardinals 4

Why The Pirates Lost: What an offensive offensive performance. The entire season can be summed up by one horrible at bat by Rawhide Rowdy (You Should Be Thankful That I Hit For A Couple Of Months) Tellez. First of all, he pinch hit for Billy Cook. Why, I do not know. You would think you would want to give a young player as many chances to get at bats at this level as possible, especially at this point in the season. Obviously, Shelton’s brain does not function this way or at all. Meanwhile getting back to worthless Tellez, he takes the first two pitches for strikes that were right down the middle. He does take the next pitch, God love him, that was at least a foot outside. He does restore your faith in the Pirate offense by striking out on a pitch that was inside down around his ankles. Meanwhile, Billy Cook learns nothing, other than the fact that he hopes he is not on the same team as Tellez next year. The rest of the offense was just as bad, striking out 12 times, going 0 for 4 with runners in scoring position and only collecting 4 hits. They struck out 9 times against a pitcher who never struck out more than 6 in a game this year. After Kyle Nicolas left in the bottom of the 8th with an injury, Shelton brought in his favorite reliever. Jalen (I Throw Off The Plate Or Right Down The Middle) Beeks. The efficient Beeks gave up 2 runs on 2 hits on only 7 pitches. Another great pickup by the Pirates. All of this wasted another excellent pitching performance by Paul Skenes giving up just one run on 4 hits to lower his ERA to 2.07. Skenes just told his girlfriend that he wishes he had been the 2nd overall pick.

The Key Moment Of The Game: Simply put, when the game was turned over to the Pirate bullpen. In the bottom of the 7th the Cardinals loaded the bases without hitting a ball past the pitcher. They were only able to score one run to make the score 2-0. They scored 2 more in the bottom of the 8th when Jalen Beeks decided to throw batting practice. The road trip is off to an auspicious start.

Next Game: Unfortunately, there is, tonight, Cardinals in St. Louis. Who cares? Certainly not the Pirates.